Cast and Crew Of - The
Cast Members
Dana Carvey Pistachio Disguisey
Brent Spiner Devlin Bowman
Jennifer Esposito Jennifer Baker
Harold Gould Grandfather Disguisey
James Brolin Fabbrizio Disguisey
Austin Wolff Barney Baker
Edie McClurg Mother Disguisey
Maria Canals-Barrera Sophia (as Maria Canals)
Robert Machray Texas Man
Michael Bailey Smith Henchman
Rachel Lederman Texas Wife
Mark Devine Trent
Kenan Thompson Kenan
Jay Johnston Rex
Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson
Jessica Lee Keller Group Dancer
Vincent Riverside Henchman
Mark Ginther Henchman
Carrick O'Quinn Henchman
Mitch Silpa Henchman
Virginia Hawkins Interview Woman
Jonathan Loughran Security Guard
Ted Rooney Security Guard
Brandon Molale Doorman
Erick Avari Cigar Maker
Phil Jones Businessman
Michael DeLuise Businessman
Larry Cedar Businessman
Andrew Shaifer Liberty Bell Security Guard
Vincent Castellanos Art Dealer
Roger Mussenden Waiter
Al Goto Ninja Warrior
Simon Rhee Ninja Warrior
Kevin Nealon White Collar Executive
Bill Cho Lee Mongolian Elder
Chao Li Chi Mongolian
Steve Gormley German Businessman
Christel Smith German Businesswoman
Ava Metz Another German
Bo Derek Herself
Barry Bernardi Bernardo
Brian Catalano Italian Officer
Gabriel Pimentel Boxing Dummy
Martha Del Rio Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Guelmarí Oppenheimer Waitress
Tracy E. Wilson Female Partygoer
Patricia De Leon Waitress
Phil Fischer Bully
Steven Hack Chemistry Teacher
Dane Morris Young Pistachio
Bryan Jeffrey Price Jock
Andy Morrow Captain America Kid
Naya Rivera Captain America Kid
Julius Ritter Captain America Kid
Brighton Hertford Captain America Kid
Sandra Lindquist Bartender
Eugene C. Palmer Chef
Leland Crooke Appraiser
Mike Johnson Constitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Jr. Constitution Security Guard
Buddy Bolton Abe Lincoln
Stuart Quan Ninja
Spencer Sano Ninja
Hiro Koda Ninja
Johnny Nguyen Ninja
Yoshio Iizuka Ninja
Ronn Surels Ninja
Andy Cheng Ninja
Steven Ho Ninja
Tony Wilde Doug
Berglind Icey Big Bottom Girl
Leasi Andrews Big Bottom Girl
Anna Marie Goddard Big Bottom Girl
Theresa Madelin Lin Big Bottom Girl
Adrian Armas Group Dancer
Gustavo Vargas Group Dancer
Paul Benshoof Group Dancer
Oscar Orosco Group Dancer
Andrea Bogart Group Dancer
Paulette Maxwell Group Dancer
Paula Abdul Choreographer (uncredited)
Lisa Foiles Lisa (uncredited)
Jesse V. Johnson Thief (uncredited)
Shane Lyons Shane (uncredited)
Michael Johnson Himself
Cole Sprouse Young Pistachio
Dylan Sprouse Young Pistachio
Crew Members
Dana Carvey Writer
Harris Goldberg Writer
Perry Andelin Blake Director
John B. Josselyn Art Direction
George Cawood Title Designer
Susan Detrie Title Designer
Domenic Silvestri Art Direction
Nancy Karlin Script Supervisor
Elizabeth Boykewich Casting
Stuart Grusin Music Editor
Sidney Ganis Producer
Jack Giarraputo Executive Producer
Ralph Coleman Location Manager
Mona May Costume Design
Allegra Clegg Unit Production Manager
Suzan Wexler Set Designer
Barry Bernardi Producer
Derek Dauchy Co-Producer
Alan Au Production Design
Peck Prior Editor
Sandy S. Solowitz Editor
Tyler Butler Post Production Supervisor
Dawn Brown Set Designer
Tom Lackey Location Scout
Todd Garner Producer
Michael Dilbeck Music Supervisor
Harris Goldberg Co-Producer
Alex Siskin Producer
Jeff Markwith Set Designer
Dino Stamatopoulos Co-Producer
Lisa Swain Production Coordinator
Allegra Clegg Co-Producer
Robert Greenfield Set Decoration
J.J. George Music Editor
Adam Sandler Executive Producer
Helen Geier Casting Assistant
Marc Ellis Original Music Composer
Roger Mussenden Casting
Peter Lyons Collister Director of Photography
Nicole Randall Stunt Double
Peewee Piemonte Stunts
Annie Ellis Stunts
Al Goto Stunts
Joe Bucaro III Stunts
