And a big fat 'Fuck You!' to Old Man Oscar and his inability to think that anyone under the age of 25 can be half as talented as someone in their mid-fifties. I talk, of course, about the snubbing of Ellen Page - who should have won best Actress for her amazing performance in "Juno". Yet, she didn't. I tell ya, the day someone like Page or Justin Timberlake or even Mandy Moore (and anyone else from the cast of "Southland Tales" for that matter) win an Oscar, they'll be giving out free penises at your local GP so women can get themselves pregnant with no need for us, the man.

But yet, I'll keep watching the Oscars and only because they do get 'em right sometimes - "No Country for Old Men" did deserve to be best film, Javier Bardem did deserve best Supporting actor, and Daniel Day Lewis was a shoe-in for Best Actor (for "There Will Be Blood"). Dunno about Tilda Swinton though, nor that chick whose name I can't pronounce who won Best Actress. And what's with the Oscar for "The Golden Compass"? Does the Academy give out Pity Awards now?

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